[Ryan]:
Hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.
[Chad]:
I’ve got to just do my thing
[Ryan]:
Hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.
I’ll show you that it’s one and the same:
Baseball, dancing, same game.
It’s easy:
Step up to the plate, start swinging
[Chad]:
I wanna play ball now, and that’s all
This is what i do
It ain’t no dance that you can show me
[Girls]:
You’ll never know if you never try
[Chad]:
There’s just one little thing
that stops me every time
Yeah
[Ryan]:
Come on!
[Chad]:
I don’t dance
[Ryan & Girls]:
I know you can
[Chad]:
Not a chance
[Ryan & Girls]:
If I could do this, well,
you could do that.
[Chad]:
But i don’t dance
[Ryan]:
Hit it out of the park!
[Chad]:
I don’t dance
[Ryan]:
I say you can
[Chad]:
There’s not a chance
[Ryan]:
Slide home, you score,
swinging on the dance floor
[Chad]:
I don’t dance, no
[Ryan]:
Hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.
[Chad]:
I’ve got to just do my thing
Ryan:
Hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.
Two-stepping, now you’re up to bat
Bases loaded, do your dance
It’s easy:
Take your best shot, just hit it
[Chad]:
I’ve got what it takes, playing my game,
so you better spin that pitch
you’re gonna throw me, yeah
I’ll show you how I swing
[Girls]:
You’ll never know if you never try
[Chad]:
There’s just one little thing
that stops me every time
Yeah...
[Ryan]:
Come on!
[Chad]:
I don’t dance
[Ryan & Girls]:
I know you can
[Chad]:
Not a chance
[Ryan & Girls]:
If I could do this, well,
you could do that.
[Chad]:
But i don’t dance
[Ryan]:
Hit it out of the park!
[Chad]:
I don’t dance
[Ryan]:
I say you can
[Chad]:
There’s not a chance
[Ryan]:
Slide home, you score,
swinging on the dance floor
[Chad]:
I don’t dance, no
[Ryan]:
Learn back, tuck it in, take a chance
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance
[Chad]:
I wanna play ball, not dance hall
I’m making a triple, not a curtain call
[Ryan]:
I can prove it to you
‘til you know it’s true,
Because I can swing it,
I can bring it
to the diamond too.
[Chad]:
You’re talking a lot;
show me what you got.
Stop.
All:
Swing!
[Ryan]:
Hey! Come on, swing it like this.
Oh Swing!
[Chad]:
Ooh!
[Ryan]:
Jitterbug...just like that.
That’s what I mean,
that’s how you swing.
[Chad]:
You make a good pitch but I don’t believe.
[Ryan]:
I say you can
[Chad]:
I know I can’t
[Chad & Ryan]:
I don’t dance!!!
[Ryan]:
You can do it
[Chad]:
I don’t dance, no.
[Ryan]:
Nothin’ to it. Atta boy, atta boy. Yeah!
[Chad]:
Hey batter, batter, hey
batter, batter what?
[Ryan]:
One, two, three, four, everybody swing!
[Ryan]:
Come on!
[Chad]:
I don’t dance
[Ryan]:
I know you can
[Chad]:
Not a chance
[Ryan & Girls]:
If I could do this, well,
you could do that.
[Chad]:
But i don’t dance
[Ryan]:
Hit it out of the park!
[Chad]:
I don’t dance
[Ryan]:
I say you can
[Chad]:
There’s not a chance
[Ryan & Girls]:
Slide home, you score,
swinging on the dance floor
[Chad]:
I don’t dance, no